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Think of all the kids that will want blue tyres on their BMX. The mums that’ll get pink tyres on their prams for Mother’s Day. The dads that will want maroon tyres on their mountain bikes. Every toddler will want coloured tyres on their trikes. This invention will be in every country in the blink of an eye.

Keep your eyes on the newspaper for the latest developments and be prepared to invest your pocket money. You’ll be a billionaire before you start secondary college. You’d be a fool not to invest.

Yours in making money,

Benjamin Griffith

CEO Griffiti Enterprises