Order in the court! Do you find it humorous to randomly click on people? I consider it rudeness of the highest order. I’m sure you would find it extremely objectionable if a complete stranger waved an enormous arrow over your head and clicked away! Well, you’ve picked the wrong person to click. I could charge you with several crimes, including:

• Using a cursor to harass
• Assault through clicking
• Completing an act of mouse-rage
• Reckless use of a cursor

Consider this your first and only warning. I will be monitoring your computer usage in the future and will not hesitate to impose a good behaviour clicking order on you.

Now return to Matt Porter’s website and observe his entertaining writing.

Yours sincerely,

Ms Law