Order in the court! Do you find it humorous to randomly click on people? I consider it rudeness of the highest order. I’m sure you would find it extremely objectionable if a complete stranger waved an enormous arrow over your head and clicked away! Well, you’ve picked the wrong person to click. I could charge you with several crimes, including:
- Using a cursor to harass
- Assault through clicking
- Completing an act of mouse-rage
- Reckless use of a cursor
Consider this your first and only warning. I will be monitoring your computer usage in the future and will not hesitate to impose a good behaviour clicking order on you.
Now return to Matt Porter’s website and observe his entertaining writing.